this morning i carried an umbrella that said "puppy" and "dog" and had pictures of puppies and dogs on it. (very reminiscent of the "cats are cool. kittens are cute" shirt that ange has told me the crazy flemmington cat lady wears) it was like that time in 6th grade when i wore a trolls t-shirt to a boy-girl party.

as i was paging through star magazine while waiting for my rx at cvs last night. i saw a beautiful betsy johnson tote bag. perfect and exactly what i am looking for. i looked at the price ($385) and was pleasantly surprised. the point to this story is, since when is $385 a reasonable price for a gym bag? to me, living here, it is.

a friend of a friend, who name i will be withheld to protect the innocent and who i claim NO association to, is being a victoria's secret model for halloween. who does that? so basically she will be walking around in underwear, all night. i think that she should just wear a sign that says "i'm easy, take me home with you". then at least she wouldn't be so cold waiting on line. no good.