re-do from earlier post:

camisole set for party: $75
7 leechie martinis: $0

Having an inappropriate boob picture taken and posted on shutterfly for all co-workers to see: PRICELESS




that camisole set is nothing but trouble. while trying on clothes at express yesterday taryn throws a shirt over the door.

me: "Dude, I already have that shirt."
Taryn hysterically laughing: "Take a closer look."

let's rewind. many weeks ago i had one of those nights. the combination of an empty stomach, anti-biotics, wine and still not know my own limits at 24 years old got the best of me. needless to say, it was a messy night that i would (or do) like to forget. i woke up the next morning with wine spilled down the front of my shirt (which was/is silk so it showed up rather nicely) and a rather large tear right on the front. oh and the hang over to end all hangovers.

fast forward. as i was very upset that i had ruined this fabulous new shirt i thought that i could try to return it on the grounds that wearing it out for only one night shouldn't cause it to rip. that's just poor quality. so i go to express and attempted to return the poor shirt. everything was fine until the manager unfolded it and said "you can't return this after wearing it out and spilling drinks all over it". i collected myself and said with my angry face on "well this is just poor quality, i mean i wore it out once and it rips like this, that's ridiculous". and HA. i won. got a brand new one and said good bye to the poor sad looking soiled one.

until yesterday. can you believe they put it back on the rack? i almost bought it because it looked so sad that i had just abandoned it like that.




to add insult to injury that same day as i am pushing a cart of boxes to the mail area, i pass a co-worker (name unknown). she stops, looks at me (wearing a brown and tan dress) and says "you look like a UPS girl." what does one say to that? i courteously laughed and gave her the evil eye after she walked by. WELL I NEVER!!!! for the rest of the day i got "eryn, what can brown do for you?"