The case of the confused Hamburglar.

And in related news.

jesus! if i would have known that, i would have wallpapered my room in scales. although i can't really complain b/c i really didn't gain the freshmen 15. right away. i snuck up on me. i should have known eating ramen noodles and/or cluck u at 3am every morning would catch up with me. soooo faaaatttttt.




in completely unrelated news...
anti-abortion man has followed me! he used to hold his completely inappropriate sign outside of my old building on 50th and 6th...how the hell does he know where my new office is??!!
that man is the bane of my existence. one of the many.